[old curmudgeon]

Two idiots in the same room. What do you expect?

You MUSt wear a mask indoors.
You must wear a mask outdoors
You must stay home
You must get the clot shoot
You must get boosters
You mustteach children sex information that a few years ago would get adults jailed.
You must not have guns
If you do have guns, you must not have any magazines more than 10 capacity
You must bake for events you consider a sacrilege.
You must address others by their preferred pronouns
Above all, you must not question the 2020 election.

But none of these are authoritative. They are for your own good

The list is hundreds in length. Add your own.

[mass55th]

You forgot:
You must let biological males use biological female bathrooms.
You must let biological males participate in biological female sports.

[caver]

That’s a good start to an unending list.