Nah, that’s not it.
The local yokels are also resident natives and know we’re loaded for packs of bear.
I have no idea why no one cares that drunken idiots untrained for such massive pyrotechnics are up there shooting them off anyway.
A couple years ago, the people across the road thought they would “hide” their fireworks by aiming them horizontally down the hill of their yard...right into a copse of trees.
It was insane.
We have many water hoses connected in July.
Just in case.
Maybe I should go up the road and talk to the state trooper ahead of time, the guy with the huge TRUMP WON flags all over his house.
:)
Well, I’m in the West Pensacola area in Florida, and we might have you beat. Occasionally, I’ve been in bed reading and heard somebody in the distance nonsensically empty a handgun magazine, probably into the air. Pop-pop-pop-pop, etc.
Also, I have a dying meth dealer as a neighbor four houses down from me, and the house across the street is vacant, and a vagrant occupant and thief was recently evicted from the property by the Sheriff. A stolen car was also dumped on that property.
Also, rats on the West Side, bedbugs uptown, etc. I sure know how to pick a neighborhood. On the upside, my other neighbors (the actual majority) are good people
You sound like an easy going, fun guy - not.
Try coming to Idaho, fireworks are available and can be shot off all year round.
Never have problems.