She baaaad!....She’s nationwide.................
She’s wide alright, but also wide of the mark.
The nation part? Not so much.
With apologies to Billy Gibbons;
Well I was rollin' down the road in some cold blue specs
I had a news man in the back with a beautician havin' sex
We going to DC in the middle of the night
We laughing and I'm jokin' and we givin' Trump some fright
Oh I'm sad, I'm nationwide
Yes I'm sad, I'm nationwide
Easin' down the highway in daddy's new Cadillac
I had FoxNews in front, and CNN in back
They sportin' short memories, swearin' all they do is news
They smokin' Mary Jane, and wearing nylons too
'Cause we sad, we nationwide
Yeah, we sad, we nationwide