who cares if a host of a show no one ever watched gets cancelled?
No one will notice.
If a sex deviant tree falls in the low ratings news media forest,
does it make a sound? (Maybe waaaah, waaaah, I want my mommy.)
Answer to the genuine one about a tree in the forest:
“If sound is vibrations, then the falling tree certainly does make a sound, because it produces vibrations in the air. Even if there’s no person or other animal around to hear the sound, a recorder with a microphone could certainly record those vibrations—as sound.”
On the sound of one hand clapping in Zen....