That — and the teachers should wear “Gun Free Zone” t-shirts. And put similar stickers on their classroom doors. Problem solved!
And some bumper stickers:
I’m a Teacher
Follow me to the Gun Free Zone
Proud member NEA
Looks like he sells orange gun-control ribbons. That oughta work.
A pure GENIUS you are!
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And let me ask you about something else since you're so smart -
There must be hundreds of thousands - if not millions of
"Deer Crossing" signs along the roads of America.
HOW do we get the deer to HEED those signs and only
cross at the designated crossings?
Instead they just cross the roads willy-nilly wherever they want
causing many, many traffic accidents, fatalities and injuries -
and untold property damage.
How can we effectively address the problem of all these lawless deer?
Fines won't work - because deer have no money to pay them.
Do you think a "Deer Literacy Initiative" might work?
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/sarc