NASA really wants to probe Uranus and could start planning next year

Space.Com ^ | August 24, 2022 | Stefanie Waldek

[BipolarBob]

Get thee behind me, Satan. Get away from me as far as possible.

[farmguy]

That’s what the additional irs goons are for.

[silverleaf]

Oookay

[roadcat]

Oh great, NASA wants to send more tax dollars down black holes, what kind of sh*t will they find?

[entropy12]

NASA probes conjunction of Uranus with Jupeter.

[euram]

next we’ll hear of an outbreak of monkeypox at NASA as a result of probing Uranus.

[muir_redwoods]

I hate to drag everybody out of middle school but the planets name is pronounced YOUR-in-us, not your-ANUS.

Sorry

[Bobalu]

Old joke

Guy is bent over the exam table waiting for his prostate exam.

Doc says “OK now Frank, lets see if we can avoid getting an erection.”

guy says “My name’s not Frank”

Doc says “I know, I’m Frank”

[KarlInOhio]

Got your space probe right here.

[Old Yeller]

Code name: monkeypox

[mikelets456]

Will I need to use a mask during the probe?

[EvilCapitalist]

Where’s the fun in that?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Rumor has it they want to create a colony for MonkeyPoxers.

[ToxicMasculinity]

Those double entendres were on purpose!

[Yo-Yo]

NASA really wants to probe Uranus ...

... looking for Klingons?

[fwdude]

Probing isn’t really something you can “plan” for.

[RckyRaCoCo]

Bernardo: “Get your hands off, American...Stay away from my sister”

[Seruzawa]

I don’t know which ancient scholar came up with that name but we all owe him a debt of gratitude. The world would be a much bleaker place without Uranus.

[EvilCapitalist]

Pretty funny, weren’t they?

[EvilCapitalist]

There would always be beaver threads.