Darn I will be missing the speech I have to go outside and watch cockroaches go by
“Darn I will be missing the speech I have to go outside and watch cockroaches go by.”
I’ll be in my yard listening to the screeching cicadas, as they are more tolerable than listening to the babbling of that demented old fool. I’ll read the text of the speech later, so I’ll know what they have in store for us.