Posted on 09/02/2022 7:25:46 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A Florida man dressed only in boxer shorts and socks was arrested after breaking into a Little Ceasars and making his way through the drive-thru window.
Early Saturday morning, Chad Corn, of Milton, Florida, decided to check the door to the Little Caesars on Navy Blvd. He found the door unlocked.
The burglar then decided he had the skills necessary to pull off a daring mid-morning heist.
According to deputies, Corn opened the door and began to gather the goods. First, it was a bottle of water…then two. He couldn’t bring himself to pass by a wrapped brownie on the counter, so he grabbed it as well, according to deputies.
Deputies say Corn made his way through the store, and notices an employee’s apron he placed the apron around his waist to complete his outfit. There’s something about boxer shorts, tube socks, and a corporate-inspired apron that must have empowered the burglar.
With his collection of stolen items, he makes his way to the door. This is where the poorly planned escapade begins to unravel.
You see…the door from which he had just entered was now locked. That door failed to lock for the employees…but now worked to perfection. He has locked himself inside.
Desperate to escape, he finds, through the darkness of pizzas past, a dimly lit opportunity. He wonders…if he can get past the suspended ceiling tiles, he can access the roof, and regain his freedom.
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FLA MAN!
OUR HERO.
At first I thought it was Duffman.
What is it about Florida???
I lived there for 13 years. What I loved the most is that I was tall and classy there...
I blame the Sun.
The burglar then decided he had the skills necessary to pull off a daring mid-morning heist.
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What Florida man lacks in skill he makes up for in confidence.
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What Florida man lacks in skill he makes up for in confidence.
Okay, you sparked a memory with your ‘he makes up for it in confidence’
“We didn’t tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.”
John McKay , Head Coach
Florida Man’s expansion NFL franchise -Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Can’t decide if your Florida man story beats mine with the guy tatting up his face with a sugar skull who likes to carry dead birds in his car because he like the smell..and then puts dead animals on the parkland shooting tribute.
lol — that’s pretty good
Another one that comes to mind is that Offspring song:
Well he may not have a clue
And he hasn’t got style
But everything he lacks
Well, he makes up in denial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AltMeuPkWRs
Chad Corn’s Terrible-Awful-No-Bleepin’-GoodBurglary Adventure
Bkmk
:)
Boxers and socks.
What, he got up to pee and figures, as long as I’m up?
He was arrested after a brief chase.
“You see…the door from which he had just entered was now locked. That door failed to lock for the employees…but now worked to perfection. He has locked himself inside.”
Sounds like a fire code violation.
What you did.
I see it.
I have lived in Florida for 6 out of my 62 years in USA, and this is the best state I have lived in compared to others (IL, IA, CA, WA, AZ).
You can’t find a better Florida Man town than Milton.
I’m still partial to the kid throwing the alligator through the Wendy’s drive through window in Jupiter. Local sentimentality I guess.
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