Government: “Here’s some leaked information that makes Trump look really bad.”
Citizen: “Hmmmmmmm. I have a few questions about that ...”
Government: “Sorry! We can’t comment on the matter: it’s under investigation.”
Citizen: “That doesn’t seem fair at all.”
Government: “Come back tomorrow. We will have a new leak for you then.”
“And when we release it, it’s all redacted. But it’s not a witch hunt or partisan. Oh no...”
ROFL! Well said.