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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Martian SUVs.


2 posted on 10/13/2022 1:42:24 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

Yep, Martians should have listened to Greta and banned SUVs.


15 posted on 10/13/2022 1:50:01 PM PDT by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: dfwgator

I just heard breaking news that a Chinese Mars rover uncovered a Martian Time Capsule containing a dire warning for future civilizations. Translators have been busy the last few hours trying to decode the message and so far they have the following: “Don’t make the same mistakes we made, never vote for a democrat and for heavens sake never convert to electric cars. Our ancestors uncovered this same warning from the remains of the ninth planet but we ignored it and it is now too late to reverse our course. We are doomed. Best of luck and don’t say we didn’t warn you!”


36 posted on 10/13/2022 1:59:54 PM PDT by TonyM (Score Event)
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To: dfwgator

Martian bug farts.


64 posted on 10/13/2022 2:16:59 PM PDT by RedMonqey
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To: dfwgator

So instead of “evolve or die,” it’s “evolve and die.”


67 posted on 10/13/2022 2:21:07 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: dfwgator

I think it was that guy who landed on the Bugs Bunny show.


122 posted on 10/13/2022 5:12:49 PM PDT by alstewartfan ("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a lady with her legs crossed." Creepy Joe)
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To: dfwgator

Powered by microbial bacteria

Do we have these here, yet?


169 posted on 10/14/2022 10:21:52 AM PDT by eartick (Stupidity is expecting the government that broke itself to go out and fix itself. Texan for TEXIT)
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To: dfwgator

File under AGW


183 posted on 10/16/2022 12:00:37 AM PDT by Tunehead54 (nothing funny here ;-)
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To: dfwgator

File under AGW


184 posted on 10/16/2022 12:00:38 AM PDT by Tunehead54 (nothing funny here ;-)
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