[Hieronymus]

I thought that the last daily in Detroit went down some time ago. Is this a weekly that goes out for free and is full of flyers?

Why would you need a newspaper if your schools don’t teach you how to read?

See, a green school system—it keeps trees from getting cut down.

[Mr. Lucky]

There are two daily newspapers published in Detroit. The Free Press always endorses the Democrat candidate; the Daily News always endorses the Republican candidate.