Yeah Chloe, you must be one of my DOGS!
My dogs are the ONLY entities that I know that get FREE HOUSING, FREE FOOD, FREE MEDICAL CARE, FREE TREATS, FREE TRANSPORTATION, PAY NO BILLS, ARE NOT REQUIRED TO WORK, they only bark, whine and say gimme more!
So come on down here Chloe and curl up at my feet so I can scratch you behind your ears!
Dogs are better than Chloe.
They guard the house against intruders and warn me of bears when I am hiking—and they treat me with respect without whining about “racism”, “sexism” or “human hegemony”.