Hey bud. C'mere a minute. What're you doin?
Well, I'm, I'm running for president.
Nuh-uh.
Sell baseball cards.
Elections are like the jungle... Too many cheetahs.
But baseball cards are superior investments.
Catch ya later, bud.
Jack Benny: “Rochester have you seen my pet monkey?’’
Rochester: Yassir Mr. Benny, he’s in the library reading Esquire Magazine’’.
Jack Benny: “Esquire Magazine!?’’
Rochester: Ah now Mr. Benny, he been around!’’.
I heard they went from $99 to $500k in a day.
So what are you talking about??