This colon cancer surgery means Vlad gets reamed out with a medical level electric drill. Not your Black n Decker. With a special colon grater attachment on the end.
Sounds painful, but not if you are properly anesthetized by your local Hindu anesthetist.
Weeks - 42
Victories - O
Economy - 🚽💩
Dead - 97,000🌻
War Crimes - ♾
Annual presser - Cancelled
Bridges - Blowing up
Oil revenue - Falling
Air bases - 💣🧨💥🔥
Trousers - Soiled 💩
I remain a master strategist.