I doubt he could even find Guyana.
That's like Mecca for "FOLLOWERS", right?
So, do you worship much? Like daily or at meals or what?
Do you have little statues of him or like religious pictures?
I'm sure you're a great follower, tell me all about it.
I can get you one if you Freepmail me your address.
Can he find the various s**t hole countries?
Oh yeah, that's my big issue!