“Lissen folks. It’s real simple. Either you have F-15s an’ nukes...or you don’t. I don’t. No lie. So we have to learn to give up things so our friends with nothin’ can have somethin’. No foolin’. For essample, I haven’t sniffed hair, grabbed someone else’s kids, or gotten handsy with a lady—even my wife, Chill—in...months. No joke. Heh! You know whattamean. Anyway. But see? I gave up something. Sweartagod. So now, issyour turn to give up things. An’ were gonna help ya. My word as a Biden. Money. Food. Cars. Guns... Whatever ya got ta give, we’re gonna take it. T’help Ukrainia. Promise.”