Sightly more accurate to say “His phone texted his wife ‘found a perfect place for a nap’ before blasting his chest and falling from bench with electrical cord tied around his neck.”
Shotgun appears just as miraculously as ballot boxes when the Dem is just a few votes behind.
Makes sense.
“Investigators” found Vince Foster’s car keys in his pocket a couple days after searching his pockets.
If I recall correctly.
I’ve been at free republic for so long that I can recall our discussions of vince foster and his arkanside. at lot of people in bill clinton’s orbit died under odd circumstances when they were on the outs with the clintons.
Not plausible. Shoot yourself in the chest with a shotgun, necessarily are zero range, then throw it 30 feet?
Sound like a bought-and-paid-for cover story.
“Snitches get stiches” applies here? People who “set” things discreetly up for others can not share the truth if they are pushing up daisies....
Did the deceased have long arms?
So yesterday there was no gun. Today they decided that they did find a gun. 30ft away? Yeah right. Hell of a kick on that gun
Shot himself in the chest with a shotgun? Guy must have had Go Go Gadget arms
30 feet huh? did it have wings or legs?
Reporter: "But where's the gun?"
Arkancide Sheriff: ? Hold on....
*sound of crime lockers being opened and closed - toss, thud*
..."Oh, here it is, in the bushes. Must have missed it earlier."
Reporter: "And his fingerprints are on it?
Arkancide Sheriff: "Fingerpr...? Hold on....
*sound of coroner's locker being opened, unzip, smudge smudge, zip*
..."Yeah, we just found them. Suicide. Yup."
The whole story is BS...It seems as though whoever did the deed wanted it known...Shotgun 30 feet away days after no gun was found...
OHHHH, so they FOUND a shotgun nearby!…
Did they find a couple of .45 slugs in the back of his head?..
This never happened because CNN/ABC/NBC never told me about it.
> A Perry County sheriff now says a gun WAS found, 30 feet from his body <
Well, that sounds legit. Shotguns are small, tiny things.
So it’s quite normal to not notice one during the first sweep of a crime scene.
Does this mean we’ll never see the list of Epstein’s pedo friends?
Damn shotgun been laying right there the whole time we said there was no weapon found.
i challenge you to tie a rope around your neck be hanging from a tree, and throw a shotgun 30 feet. It’s HEAVY and UNWIELDY. Not happing.
Committing suicide with a Stoeger. Dude ain’t no Ernest Hemingway.
So where is the ATF and their S/N tracing on this? Another question, did he heave the shotgun after blowing his chest out? These clowns need to get better at Arkancide to make it believable.