Posted on 03/08/2023 3:31:32 PM PST by Apparatchik
Please, young people, do not join this evil, Satanic army.
Trust me. It does.
In the advertising conference room:
“Come on folks. We need some ideas for this new army slogan! Think!”
“Well, the old one was “Be All You Can Be”. Something rhyming??”
“Hmmm, all that you can be...what rhymes with that?”
“How about, “Be All you can Be, We now celebrate sodomy”?
“Good idea, I like that!”
“Maybe something like, “Now’s your chance, to go full trans!””
“Keep these creative juices flowing! Keep it up!”
Millions will die before the new recruits can be trained. The Chinese will roll the Continent up in weeks, and it takes months to get a military forced trained properly. If they pulled a paratrooper assault, it would take 24 hours before they even had a press conference. Look how long it took to respond on 9/11. They would be running for their bunkers, and leaving the rest of us awaiting the Army/Navy or Marines to show up.
New Recruitment Appeal:
"Why just hang out in your mom's basement and destroy her life when you can join the new WOKE military and help destroy America?
/s
I know, it is the only one we really need. They should be training every able bodied 18-21 year old and have them serve 1 year, and several years in the reserves. Fully man the Navy, and make them 100% of the flyers too. Of course that means the Marines being Navy should be trained and staffed up, and with ONLY males.
We could reduce the entire military by 75%, get rid of a handful of redundant alphabet agencies, remove the SS cap, and pay down the debt (not just ‘reduce’ the deficit) and be fiscally sound in 10 years and be a much better country for it.
The “Be All You Can Be” motto is now being applied to the overweight/obese candidates...
Be all that you weren’t born to be.
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