I had a female 63B, seems squared away, very conscientious and seems glad that Military Standards are being enforced for the first time in a long time….for a while. She comes to me and tells me our CW2 (he’s the CE guy who doubles as the Motor Officer) is a North Korean spy. I asked her why she thought this, she says “He faxes the 2406 directly to Kim Il-Sung every day!” I told her “No, we fax the backside of the 2406 to Bn HQ in Seoul and that the 2406 is not even classified.” She gives me a dirty look and leaves.
A couple of weeks later the CO calls me and says “Report to MAJ so-and-so at the Post IG office, NOW!” I asked what was up and he said double time so I go to the IG office and am led into the MAJ’s office and there sits my 63B female. The MAJ has me sit down, reads me my rights, and says “SPC Bowings has made some serious allegations about you.” I said “Yes, Sir, I know all about it and I have told her it was SOP.” Thinking it’s the 2406 issue. He looks surprised and says “So, you don’t deny saying…” and reels off a dozen things about calling her a crazy cunt, loonier than a tune, a few tacos short of a Mexican meal, etc. My brain is going in overdrive, trying to figure out which of my NCOs has dropped a dime and ratted me out when she pipes in “Oh, no sir, SFC Evans never SAID those things to me… I can hear him thinking them.”
The MAJ sits back, looks at her, then looks at me and says “Thank you for coming in, that will be all.” I swore to my ol’ Lady that if the NORKs stormed the DMZ that this SP4 was going to be the first casualty of the war with a 5.56 to the back of her head. No way was I going to combat with this psycho on my 6.
“ I can hear him thinking them.”
LoL!
“Oh, no sir, SFC Evans never SAID those things to me… I can hear him thinking them.”
That is the answer to:
Education Secretary Miguel Cardona refuses to define ‘woman’ during House hearing
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4146645/posts
EXCERPT: “Can you please tell me or can you please define for me what is a woman?”