We all know polls are stupid. Don’t you remember all those Polock jokes.
Oh man! Polock jokes! I haven’t thought about those in a LONNNNG time. Probably since this incident: Me and a couple of buds were sitting in a Waffle House in west Nashville, and started telling Polock jokes. Little did we know there was a Polish guy in the booth behind us. Finally he’d had enough, and started yelling at us. Saying that it wasn’t right how an entire nationality of people had been denigrated by a bunch of jokes. We apologized profusely, and finally he paid and left. Shortly after we did the same only to run into him in the parking lot where he was obviously waiting for us. Dude had a RAZOR! And said he was going to cut us! And he WOULD have too, if he had been able to find a place to plug it in!