Posted on 04/28/2023 12:26:06 PM PDT by Red Badger
According to his aides, President Joe Biden is a spry 80-year-old — at least between the hours of 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m., Monday through Friday. Outside of that time frame, he’s back to being Sleepy Joe, according to a new report.
On Friday, Axios reported that the Biden White House has a hard time planning any public and private events before midmorning and in the evening for the 46th president given his age and lack of energy. This, of course, comes as no surprise to most Americans who witness his diminished stamina and mental acuity on a near-daily basis.
“Biden’s close advisers say he’s mentally sharp,” Axios reported. “But even some of them concede his age has diminished his energy, significantly limiting his schedule.”
It sounds like a joke, but Axios even reported that “Many White House officials say they’re amazed at Biden’s stamina — often adding the caveat: ‘for his age.'”
According to Axios, Biden’s 2023 schedule has just four public events before 10:00 a.m., 12 public events after 6:00 p.m., and 12 weekends out of the public spotlight.
Even when Biden is in public during his purportedly preferred hours, he’s not exactly functional. For example, on Thursday, Biden failed to remember the last country he visited when asked by a child.
“I’ve met with 89 heads of state so far,” Biden said, “So, uh, I’m trying to think what’s the last place I was. … It’s hard to keep track … uh.”
“Ireland!” a kid in the crowd yelled.
“Yeah, you’re right, Ireland,” he replied. “That’s what it was. How did you know that?”
The president was in Ireland just two weeks ago. As Biden runs for reelection, it appears likely that his campaign will try his 2020 strategy all over again: Hide him in a basement and limit rallies.
It’s a bold move, but when you can only operate at peak capacity 30 hours a week as president of the United States, what else can you do?
Trump was on the job at least 80 hours a week.
That’s a relief.
Total lie. Biden is functional for 6 hrs....PER WEEK.
That’s overly optimist. The average US voter is below that threshold, so Brandon has to be scraping the bottom.
He doesn’t have to be functional at all.
He is a prop that is dragged out of the basement for appearances then put back.
Name one thing he has improved. Thank God that he is only eff’n up America and the world only six hours per day. His ass should be rotting in jail with the rest of his family.
I’d say he’s non-functional 24 hours a day.
His handlers F-up this country and the world the other 18 hours.
This sounds like the effects of certain medications.
Cool so on the 7th hour North Korea could blow us to smithereens Im sure Kim Jung Un is ready to go
Biden is only functional when there is a pre pubescent girl in his sights
Sounds about right. But will he be able to keep this up another 4 years?
President Retard
The only way he’s functional is when he’s sleeping. As far as I know, he can manage that.
Destruction seems to be easy work.
Exceeding expectations?
The only thing he can be counted upon to do at all times with 100% consistency and uncanny skill is, when he gets the opportunity, subtly but publicly to insult and degrade people he considers to be aligned against him politically.
Two examples are when he was checking his watch when the bodies of the twelve marines killed in Kabul in 2021 were being removed from the back of an Air Force C-17 in Dover, Delaware.
The second example that comes to mind is whatever insulting thing he did to hurt the feelings of the presumed Trump viters suffering in Palestine, Ohio in the wake of the train derailment and conflagration.
They’ll keep him in the basement like Norman Bates’ mother in Psycho. After all, the basement is where most people store their useless or broken crap.
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