“....can’t outrun a Desert Eagle...”
I still kick myself for not buying a used DE in .357 that was on offer very locally.
Too soon old, too late smart.
This: https://www.sportsmans.com/shooting-gear-gun-supplies/handguns/magnum-research-desert-eagle-mark-xix-50-action-express-6in-white-matte-distressed-pistol-71-rounds/p/p53209
.50 cal
Crack its head, like Gallagher angry at a watermelon