Is Pete Bootyfudge available?
Nah. This is pre planned. Governor Loathsome will separate from his squeeze right after he’s installed as POTUS, and he and Castroson will pledge their undying love. This will trigger leftists everywhere to demand the merger of our nations, with Poohchink presiding over the nuptials and ceremonial throwing of the Constitution into the fires of history.
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