What you posted is false, stupid, neither funny nor clever, and puerile!
Do you live in Chicago now?
Have you EVER lived in Chicago?
If yes, to either of those questions...what year/s did you do so and in what area?
And no, visiting Chicago once or a few times doesn't count, as far as you are concerned, since you posted such tripe!
I'm speaking from experience, posting FACTS; unlike you!
I’ve been to Chicago. It was always a $#ithole. Just like Baltimore.