“You know my son Hunter burned downed a crack house once, terrible mess”
“I remember when our 2nd lake house had a small leak in the roof in the 5th bedroom”
“IIIREEEEE. Its great to be here.”
“You know if Trump gets re-elected, he’s gonna put y’all back in chains”
Biden: I almost lost a house in a fire, my wife went missing, and my ‘67 Corvette ended up on e-bay.
I didn’t know about my surviving son Hunter’s business when I lent him AF Two, gave him a multi-lingual SS detail and a Rand McNally World Atlas.
My son Beau died in Iraq and we brought him home in a flag-draped coffin.
I met Mandela when he was in prison.
I used to drive a truck before I found out the real money is in politics.
I met Jill on a blind date after she and her husband worked on my campaign.