Crop duster. Haha! Love it!
We get a helicopter spraying the wetlands around us for mosquitos. Big excitement! They fly so low they shake the house.
Same here with amenities. Our only hardware store left a few years ago which is a bummer. Otherwise we’re good with a grocery store, pharmacy, bank and five restaurants. Population is around 5,000.
And everybody here either knows you by your first name or by your nickname.
The skyscrapers of years past have been replaced with grain silos.
Every Saturday, if you want to go to the hardware store, you have to race against the noon testing of the city tornado siren, because that's when the hardware store closes.
Every forth Friday the firetrucks get moved out of the firehouse to make room for the professional wrestling troupe that comes in. Some of those fire trucks are classics from the 50's and 60's, and are in excellent condition.
The trick here is to not become so popular that you end up having to pick toilet paper out of your trees the morning after Halloween.
And, if you feel tempted to hire young Bishop to move some bricks around your property, forget it! Word's out that his upper body workout is not up to par.
Such is life in the hinterlands of rural West TN!