1 out of 2 ain’t bad.
As more comes out about Biden, Inc, look for him to get one of the new, almost incurable(for him at least) strains and that will be that for Ol’ CornPop. Enter Newsome to try and save the day.
The reason why Bidet didn’t get it, is because he’s an alien. And while we’re not looking, he sheds his human skin and breathes dryer lint.