[kiryandil]

“Do you need a gun to go to your daughter’s…soccer game? I would say you need a water bottle and orange slices.”

If you're Republican, you need a gun to go to your Congressional Baseball Game for Charity.

Ask Steve Scalise.

[allwrong57]

Do you need car insurance to go to the soccer game, or do you just pay for it when you’re expecting to have an accident?

Just asking