NYC’s Green Slime Spotted Bubbling up From Underground — the Surprising Source Revealed

New York Post ^ | Nov. 3, 2023 | Alexandra Klausner

[nickcarraway]

A mysterious green slime has been spotted oozing from Gotham’s grates and manholes, causing some New Yorkers to wonder if a superhero comic had suddenly come to life.

An X user from Manhattan first sent the phenomenon viral on Thursday, posting photo and video of the bright-hued liquid emerging from below the sidewalk. “So there’s literal green sludge bubbling up from the ground next to World Trade Center right now,” bystander Dan Pantelo wrote, along with a pic of the garish anomaly that has over 14 million views since being posted yesterday.

The accidental citizen journalist posted a clip of the stuff of sci-fi nightmares along with the caption: “Can anybody explain this or are we just living in full-blown Gotham rn.”

[nickcarraway]

You thought Halloween was scary

[Dr. Franklin]

It’s from AOC’s green new deal and it’s sliming NYC.

[No name given]

I must say, we are living in very interesting times.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Very rarely is green slime considered a good thing.

[Beowulf9]

No problem, just liquid to test the pipes…

Then why on earth is it seeping out all over the place!!!

[Hambone 1934]

It’s,It’s CHARLTON HESTON!!!!!!!!!!!

[dfwgator]

I’m the Slime - Frank Zappa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdtGo2Ib9oI

[digger48]

Where are the Ghostbusters when you need them?

[doorgunner69]

Hey, it is NYC, an oversized slime mold.

Disinfect the place, it is diseased and full of liberals.

[BobL]

If it were Pink Slime, it would be from McDonald’s, a place that only serves CRAP FOOD and no FReeper worth his computer would eat there either.

[Honest Nigerian]

Antifreeze?
It can be used to stop climate change.
Coincidentally, Dupont and Big Chemical make it./haha; slaps knee

[DannyTN]

[Songcraft]

That green sewer slime in NYC is most likely related in some way to Slimy Up-Chuck Schumer, (shown here displaying to reporters how much integrity he has, and at the same time displaying his chances of making it into heaven).


      

[FrdmLvr]

The pipes are broke!

[guest7]

"It’s from AOC’s green new deal and it’s sliming NYC."

[know.your.why]

“When theres somethin strange...in yer neighborhood...who ya gonna call?”

[frank ballenger]

Bravo. Any time is a good time for a song from the great Frank Zappa.

[Tacrolimus1mg]

Who ya gonna call?

[frank ballenger]

Before it was green
When it was first seen
by young Steve McQueen
just out of his teens
it was....the Blob
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051418/

[Noumenon]

The pumps don't work
'cause the vandals took the handles