That's the same reason I recently joined the "Heaven's Gate" cult.
Those people literally sacrificed their lives - in order to be "beamed up" to that invisible spaceship following in the tail of Hale–Bopp Comet.
Well, that's her logic, isn't it?!
Regards,
So you lopped off your nads only to learn you missed the comet's passing? If you have any personal wealth or properties you can will them to me at...
She likens them to first century christian martyrs