[Dr. Franklin]

In Broward County anytime the cops are called on a domestic dispute someone is going to jail. Guess who?

Not that long ago it unconstitutional for police to arrest a person without a warrant unless the crime was a felony, or it occurred in his presence. So, answering a domestic dispute call meant he didn't witness anything, and a magistrate needed to approve an arrest, and that wouldn't be done without the "victim" providing and signing a written statement. Today, that interpretation of the constitution has been replaced by something more "woke".

[Keyhopper]

The only reason I didn’t go to jail one night is my neighbor is the chief of the fire department.