We were in Walmart the other day for some insulation foam for something to do with the barn re-model. I had to make a return and Beau said, “Meet me in the Ammo Aisle. It’ll probably be a bust, but I’m going over there.”
Amazingly, we were able to buy four boxes of .22 Stingers. We could have had more; we didn’t want to be greedy. I can’t remember what he paid, but it couldn’t have been too out of line or he’d have been making one of his ‘Oliver Wendel Douglas Soapbox Speeches,’ LOL!
You really need to keep a "Yankee Doodle" fife & drum ringtone handy.
Do you hum patriotic background music for those?