[joe fonebone]

Would someone show me where in that pesky constitution thingie that grants the fed the right to regulate food?

[zeugma]

Would someone show me where in that pesky constitution thingie that grants the fed the right to regulate food?

Government thugs will tell you that the phrase "promote the general welfare" is a loophole that allows them to do anything they want. It is the shoelaces for their jackboots.