And there you have it. The mystery of how they built the Great Pyramid of K-Ops.
Posted on 01/22/2024 3:32:38 PM PST by Jan_Sobieski
“I’m sure you’ll perk up as time passes.”
I hope so. I have an addiction to the stuff, but I’m working on Keurig it.
And there you have it. The mystery of how they built the Great Pyramid of K-Ops.
And the Power that pyramids drink from the Universe will refresh those little cups over and over.
No need to go thru the grind of having to return to the store.
Please - do not roast me because of all of these weak references.
But, when they got hungry in the land, they went to Egypt and, much to their surprise, they discovered Joe!
The truth has been out there now for how long?!
Who hasn't already bean to the future?
The upgrade for time travel provided even more of a kick than plutonium:
YOUR DESPICABLE- DAFFY!
No one could leave Egypt without the Bunns of Joseph, or puns as it were:
Klein's Etymology:
קֵהְוָה f.n. NH coffee. [Arab. qáhwa (= wine; coffee), from Kaffa, Kāfa, a district in the southwestern part of Ethiopia. Arab. qáhwa orig. meant ‘the plant or drink coming from Kaffa’. In Kaffa itself the coffee is called būnō and the Arabs borrowed this word in the form bunn, meaning by it the raw coffee. cp. ‘coffee’ in my CEDEL. cp. also קָפֶאִין, קָפֶה.] Derivative: קַהְוָן.
History Behind the Brand
Over 170 years ago, Jacob Bunn opened his grocery store in a developing Springfield, IL, USA, and a young Abe Lincoln was one of the first customers. That venture grew into Bunn Capitol Wholesale Grocery Company and was later managed by George R. Bunn who founded a beverage equipment division in the late 1950's. Bunn-O-Matic Corporation was officially incorporated as a separate entity in 1963, and since that time has been at the forefront of dispensed beverage equipment manufacturers with a long list of innovations.
https://www.bunn.com/brand-history
>>>bunn (plural bunns)
Archaic form of bun (“sweetened bread roll”).
From Middle English bunne (“wheat cake, bun”), from Anglo-Norman bugne (“bump on the head; fritter”)...
More at bunch...
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From Middle English bunche, bonche (“hump, swelling”), of uncertain origin. Perhaps a variant of *bunge (compare dialectal bung (“heap, grape bunch”)), from Proto-Germanic *bunkō, *bunkô, *bungǭ (“heap, crowd”), from Proto-Indo-European *bʰenǵʰ-, *bʰéng̑ʰus (“thick, dense, fat”). Cognates include Saterland Frisian Bunke (“bone”), West Frisian bonke (“bone, lump, bump”), Dutch bonk (“lump, bone”), Low German Bunk (“bone”)...
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(cf. the development of no key, from knuckles, i.e. bones)
De Nile of coffee:
‘No More Than 2 or 3 Cups Each Per Year’
Heh, it's like witnesses.
קהוה
kuf hei vav hei 🤔
Otherwise known as JAVA.
They are not insane.
They are moving the Overton Window.
They make some outrageous demand, then people think something in the middle is OK that they would not remotely consider reasonable otherwise.
It’s the same process of incrementalism they use for everything.
This is targeting economies that rely on coffee to destabilize nations.
Or as the 🫘 of Joseph. Basically, there's no escape. 🤪
"...and a young Abe Lincoln was one of the first customers."
Now, while people endlessly argue over Abraham Lincoln -- Honest Abe or destroyer of worlds -- those who can see through to undisputed fact can see the fact of the *traditional* talking point of history, that Abraham Lincoln "freed the slaves".
It may look like a silly point to point out, but it's like the arguments over the date for the birth of Christ. There are many theories, but the *fact* is that it is *celebrated* on December 25th. Everybody knows that. It's [still] printed right on the calendars.
Thus, the famous blurb about Abe Lincoln is that he "freed the slaves". (Bring me a penny...)
Puns: no wrong, only riiiight. Sure footing. No feet left behind.
It's a serious article, but I have to laugh:
As we have already seen, early on Joseph is linked to the fulfillment of Jacob's legacy.
These are the generations of Jacob, Joseph was seventeen years old ...[Genesis 37:2]
At the outset, the Torah connects Jacob with Joseph. Of all his sons specifically Joseph holds the key* to not only Jacob's but the family's ission. [sic]
https://www.thefreedictionary.com/words-that-end-in-ission 🤔
Besides, I have to reject the premise that Joseph resisted Potiphar's wife, as if it were a matter of willpower. More like he had no desire to get tangled up with a cougar-boss' wife-woman of bad character.
It wouldn't surprise me if Joseph himself had handed down the Universal Hot Crazy Matrix, to help the guys who get caught up in all the sensory confusion.
"The majestic winged-horse/unicorn flies down from the clouds, hence the association with lightning. Similarly, the Midrash (Yalkut Shimoni II, 688) records a fascinating story in which the majestic re’em/unicorn lifts David up into the clouds"* This stuff is actually literal. I've posted Joseph's super-mysterious Egyptian "code" name many times around here, where it has 2 keys hiding in plain sight in the text. The stuff that just sits there..
One can speculate the Israelites consumed coffee when fleeing Egypt to assist on their long treks. These marches resulted in various foot problems, hence, bunions. (Reaching)
Another example of bunnies being avoided.
My eyes are going bad.
Does that say “No more than 2 or 3 cups each per day”?
Or “No more than 2 or 3 cups each per hour”?
I prefer to eat my honey without the locusts.
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