[Elsie]

Speaking of painting...




So this Irish guy knocks on this lady's door and says, you know, "Have you got any, uh... Any, uh... work for me?" 

And she says, "Um, well, you now, as a matter of fact, you could paint the porch." 

Two hours later, he comes back and says, "I'm finished, ma'am, but just for your information, it's not a Porsche, it's a BMW."  

[Liz]

Cute.