[Scrambler Bob]

Republicans want to control recreational sex
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So, the males register their ... man part ...

Including it’s serial number and dimensions.

So we can track its owner, like we can track guns.

Along this line, a bullet has grooves that are matched to the gun barrel.

I’ll bet this feature can applied to the bad men, to identify them, you know.

[Elsie]

DNA sorta identifies fellas already.

Don’t new-borns get sampled at birth now?