[Drew68]

The defendant stated he was just ‘doing kid’s stuff,'” the complaint read.

Just doing kid's stuff. Who among us didn't crash into car dealerships to steal vehicles when we were teens?

[Zuriel]

Looks like he’s wearing hair curlers. Was he hiding in a salon?

[Deo volente]

Racist school districts and teachers robbed these beautiful African-American teens of any real chances at bettering themselves, so what do we expect them to do except rob, destroy, and murder?
All Trump’s fault.

/SARC

[frank ballenger]

Photo of suspect....

Chains
by the Cookies, #17 in 1962, Later covered by the Beatles.

Chains, my baby’s got me locked up in chains
And they ain’t the kind that you can see.

Chains, well, I can’t break away from these chains
I can’t run around ‘cause I’m not free.

[frank ballenger]

Judge to defendant:
You know how embarrassing this is for me to see you before my bench for the third time this year? My wife’s sister’s only son. Our nephew. I’m letting you go again with charges dismissed but the next time you are in for it, young man. If you want a new car dial up that Carvana place.

[Organic Panic]

A particularly dull looking specimen.