I exercise often. This increases my heart rate and oxygen consumption.
That increases my CO2 output.
It also increases my metabolism, so I consume more food.
I must be eradicated.
According to *faceless/ nameless/ ball-less) members of the esteemed WEF, people like you are an existential threat to Lady Gaia!
I say, screw that nonsense. Keep on doing as you’re doing to give your body and spirit a healthy glow.