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Um... You brought up Article 5 right in your doctored headline.

That was just a mental masturbation thing?

[Ultra Sonic 007]

It's common practice on FR that items in parentheses are user additions to the actual headline, and not the actual headline itself.

To say "Cherokee Nation votes on an Article 5-like Convention" is to draw an analogy to the Article V process, not to say it is the Article V process.

You may criticize it as an inaccurate analogy, but there's no need to accuse DoodleBob of "mental masturbation".