Miss Alwan is about to find out she has more problems than just an arrest record. Embrace the suck, you moron.
““This feels very dystopian,” said Alwan, a comparative literature and society major.”
A comparative literature and society major?
In other words she’s going to be a deadbeat with $100k+ in college debt working in the food services sector where she gets to say “Welcome to ________, may I take your order?”