Posted on 09/22/2001 2:16:24 PM PDT by Born to Conserve
Hummmmmmm, I wonder what we have in the arsenal, that we have not been told about.
A morning in the life of a terrorist:
Day 23:
2:00 am -- rolled out from under my blanket in this 30ft deep bunker by the shock waves from a bunker buster -- it probably pulverized the bunkers on the other side of the valley. I soiled my pants, could not get back to sleep.
3:00 am -- startled by flashes from the light bulbs, showers of sparks from all the phone and electric wires, and puffs of smoke from every piece of electronic gear in sight. There was a loud explosion at the other end of the tunnel -- the munitions room. My flashlight exploded. I think it must have been some sort of evil American EMP weapon -- all the stinger missiles have blown up or are disabled, the generator for the lights and the ventilators has been destroyed, and all communications are out.
4:00 am -- Rashid went above ground to take a dump before daylight; he was drilled by an automatically operated mini gun mounted on an unmanned, infrared equipped, anti personnel drone before he got 10ft from the hole. There are too many pieces of Rashid for him to be moved. Abdullah saw him get hit; first it cut him in halves, throwing them apart in the air, then it cut the halves in half. Took my own dump in the corner of our vault. I have diarrhea.
5:00 am -- The brothers in the next bunker tried to run for it and scatter in the hillside below our bunker. The entire hillside -- including our camp -- exploded in flaming napalm. Some of the burned brothers are screaming to be let in to our bunker, but we don't want to open the door -- we don't have enough water for them -- they'll die soon anyway.
6:00 am -- More bunker busters have been shaking the ground; sooner or later it will be our turn. There are rumors that the evil Americans have mixed the entrails of pigs with their napalm. The bunker smells of urine and burnt hair. I haven't eaten in four days -- we have food, but I can't keep it down. I think the Americans have learned a lot from their decadent Sci-fi war movies.
7:00 am -- I am praying to Allah to let the Americans have mercy on us, not sure which direction to pray -- It's going to be a long day . . . . I wish it would end.
O.B.L.
So, what do you think?
I recall seeing a "Made by Mattel" label on the plastic stock of an M-16.
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