[The_Media_never_lie]

Only thirty journalists? Well, it's a start. How do we send them more?

Not just journalists, but anchors + Andy Rooney!

[jokemoke]

Thank God! I've been wondering how we could rid the U.S. of some of these maggots. The Afghans have done it for us. Thanks! We'll try to send you more.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Not just journalists, but anchors + Andy Rooney!

Drop 'em from cargo planes like the PC k-rations we've been dropping. 'Course make sure you don't hit a camel on the head, the PETA crowd'll get their panties in a knot.