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To: catonsville; The Magical Mischief Tour
My wife refuses to take in the mail, even the QVC stuff that she loves so dearly. Being macho ( and maybe stupid) I bring it in , open it and let her take her pick.

I drilled a hole in the top of the mailbox and pump it full of water from my garden hose before taking the mail out. I then shovel the wet mail out the box into a wheelbarrow and leave it in the sun for a couple of days to dry. Then I take it inside, put the iron on high-steam setting and iron each piece for about 15 minutes. Then (just to be sure) I put it in the microwave for 5 minutes on high. Only after all this is done do I dare to open it.

I'm really getting sick of junk mail. But on the plus side, most of our bills are unlegible now.

43 posted on 10/24/2001 5:39:50 AM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: DouglasKC
OHHHHHHHHHHHh.............i almost woke husband up from laughing so hard Thank You Doug :)))))))))
44 posted on 10/24/2001 5:44:10 AM PDT by ElisabethInCincy
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