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A SPEACH ON BILL CLINTON (OR WHY MY PRESIDENCY FAILED)
Cicero | 942 B.C. | ARCHYTAS OF TARENTUM, ARKANSAS

Posted on 11/09/2001 2:40:12 PM PST by boothead

A SPEACH OF ARCHYTAS OF TARENTUM, ARKANSAS

" No other deadly curse than sensual pleasure has been inflicted on mankind by nature, to gratify which our wanton appetites are roused beyond all prudence or restraint. It is a fruitful source of treasons, revolutions. secret communications with the enemy. In fact, there is no crime, no evil deed, to which the appetite for sensual pleasures does not impel us. Fornications and adulteries, and every abomination of that kind, are brought about by the enticements of pleasure and by them alone. Intellect is the best gift of nature or God: to this divine gift and endowment there is nothing so inimical as pleasure. For when appetite is our master, there is no place for self-control; nor where pleasure reigns supreme can virtue hold its ground. To see this more vividly, imagine Bill Clinton excited to the highest conceivable pitch of sensual pleasure. It can be doubtful to no one that such a person as he, so long as he is under the influence of such excitation of the senses, will be unable to use to any purpose either intellect, reason, or thought. Therefore nothing can be so execrable and fatal as pleasure; since, when more than ordianarily violent and lasting, it darkens all the light of the soul."


TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
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Maybe that wasn't Tarentum, Arkansas. My mistake. Could be Alabama.
1 posted on 11/09/2001 2:40:12 PM PST by boothead
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To: boothead
Translation: Bill Clinton thinks with his wanker. Uh, bent wanker that is.
2 posted on 11/09/2001 2:44:04 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: boothead
What are you talking about??
3 posted on 11/09/2001 2:44:58 PM PST by Dog
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To: boothead
Too many babes:


4 posted on 11/09/2001 2:45:10 PM PST by jws3sticks
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To: jws3sticks
I want a closeup of them Krispy Kremes
5 posted on 11/09/2001 2:49:32 PM PST by woofie
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To: jws3sticks
I'm getting nauseated! I'd rather snort MSG.
6 posted on 11/09/2001 3:17:08 PM PST by exmoor
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To: Dog
What are you talking about??

I just report. You decide.

7 posted on 11/09/2001 3:25:41 PM PST by boothead
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To: exmoor
You've discovered my thing, MSG all the way. It is sweeter than the snow that BillieBlobSlick enjoys and legal too.

Have to post a picture, here!


8 posted on 11/09/2001 3:52:01 PM PST by jws3sticks
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To: jws3sticks
Sorry for the double post.
9 posted on 11/09/2001 4:06:20 PM PST by jws3sticks
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To: jws3sticks
Wasn't Gores great grandfather a cockatoo or is that cock or two. Where is Audubon Society when you need them ?
10 posted on 11/09/2001 4:10:35 PM PST by exmoor
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To: exmoor
I would have thought that a 'Half Cock in Two' might be for fun to play with, so to speak (not me).
11 posted on 11/09/2001 4:15:36 PM PST by jws3sticks
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To: jws3sticks
For God's sake! Sombody gouge out my eyes!!.
12 posted on 11/09/2001 4:18:21 PM PST by M.K. Borders
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To: jws3sticks
LOL
13 posted on 11/09/2001 7:45:49 PM PST by exmoor
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To: boothead
"A SPEACH....."

Could be speech could it not?

14 posted on 11/09/2001 8:08:41 PM PST by WesternPacific
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