...is an ex-parrot!
Posted on 12/08/2001 10:33:38 PM PST by DCBurgess58
A woman was looking around in a pet shop and spotted a large parrot with beautiful green and blue feathers.
She had always wanted to own a parrot but was well aware that she could not afford a bird of this type, as it would cost a small fortune.
Out of curiosity she asked the store owner how much the parrot cost. She could barely believe her ears when the pet shop owner said "fifty dollars ma'am."
The woman asked why such an expensive bird was being sold for such a small amount. The shopkeeper replied that the parrot had been living in a bordello and was known to make some rather off color remarks, so he was trying to get rid of it.
Realizing that she would never see another opportunity like this to buy a parrot, she paid the man fifty dollars and took the bird home.
She set the cage down in the corner of the kitchen and removed the sheet that covered the cage.
The parrot looked around the room and then back at the woman and squaked "New house, new madam." While the comment surpised her, she didn't find it too offensive, and ultimately decided it was rather amusing.
In the afternoon, the woman's two teenage daughters came home from High School. They were led to the kitchen by their mother to see the parrot.
The parrot squaked "New house, new madam, new whores." At first all three were quite offended but eventually they were laughing together about their rude parrot.
Later in the afternoon, the woman's husband Kieth came home from work. His wife and daughters dragged him into the kitchen to see their rude parrot.
The parrot squaked "New house, new madam, new whores, hi Kieth."
...is an ex-parrot!
Who get's saved?
The Nation
She opens the car door.
take her dishtowel and give her a snow shovel.
PaDumPa!
A church deacon bought a parrot took it home and from the parrot cage he heard the parrot turning the air blue cursing him. As the minister was on his way over for a visit he hid the parrot in the kitchen pantry, the door shook on the pantry, boxes and cans hit the floor, the parrot cursing the deacon a blue streak.
So the deacon took the parrot and shoved it in the freezer, a little time past and it was very quiet in there, out of curiousity the deacon opens the freezer door and the parrot walks out onto his arm and says, "Dear, dear, Sir, I apologize that our relationship got off to a bad start. In future I will make every effort to be a better companion, by the way, what did the chicken do?"
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