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To: blam;nopardons;WhyisaTexasgirlinPA;LadyX;razorback-bert;Norb2569
When Oiler coach Bum Phillips was asked by Bob Costas why he took his wife on all road trips, Phillips responded:

"Because she was too damn ugly to kiss goodbye."

This is essentially what happened to the Neanderthals.
The men couldn't bear to kiss their wives good-by when they went on hunting forays, so they took them along.
Some sexually deprived Cro-Magnon males spotted them and used the grocery sacks they always carried to allow them to interbreed without regurgitating.

27 posted on 01/10/2002 9:02:41 AM PST by COB1
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Some sexually deprived Cro-Magnon males spotted them and used the grocery sacks they always carried to allow them to interbreed without regurgitating.

ROFLMAO!

33 posted on 01/10/2002 9:33:18 AM PST by Norb2569
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Some sexually deprived Cro-Magnon males spotted them and used the grocery sacks they always carried to allow them to interbreed without regurgitating.......

But did they "double-bag"?

41 posted on 01/10/2002 2:11:04 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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ROTFLOL

Many thanks for the ping !

Don't forget about that man, in England, whose DNA was the same as the newly found Neanderthal .

44 posted on 01/10/2002 7:44:54 PM PST by nopardons
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