[PatrickHenry]

I always thought the heavier stuff ought to fall faster!

Well, at least it falls harder.

[Mind-numbed Robot]

I always thought the heavier stuff ought to fall faster!

Well, at least it falls harder.

And there, sir, lies the answer. There is no gravity, only weight. :-)

[chilepepper]

Heavier objects falling faster than lighter objects?

I agree: if for no other reason, because the heavier object ATTRACTS the other body more, which will have a small but real velocity component up towards the falling object!