[Barak]

Q. How do you get a U of M grad off of your porch?

A. Pay him for the pizza

...and give him directions back to the pizza joint.

[o_zarkman44]

I SAY MOVE THE PRISONERS TO MICHIGAN SO THEY CAN BE MORE CAREFULLY WATCHED. Surely someone has a large enough back yard for all the prisoners. And let them provide some humanitarian aid. Save the taxpayers some money.

Michigan, home of the al Queda is a perfect place. Make those Taliban feel right at home. Might as well invite their families while they are at it.