[Dan from Michigan]

Time to roll out the U-M Jokes.......

[Dan from Michigan]

Hail to the valiant heroes

They're just a bunch of zeros

Hail! Hail! To Michigan, you will lose today

Ann Arbor is a downer

We're glad we're out of towners

Hail! Hail! To Michigan, the cesspool of the West!

[NeoCaveman]

Time to roll out the U-M Jokes.......

Q. How do you get a U of M grad off of your porch?

A. Pay him for the pizza