[Mercuria]

I've seen shopping channel hosts perform Jacksonesque rhyming sales pitches...har!

[Landru]

"I've seen shopping channel hosts perform Jacksonesque rhyming sales pitches...har!"

Har my eye; oh the horror...the horror!
Just how many ways can someone shout, "SOLD!--SOLD!--SOLD!" while gesticulating their arms wildly about?
And still maintain that Jesse Jackson-like, *cool*?

...I swear it's a mighty ugly sight my mind's eye conjers.